NSFW – Fatback Media

This is Angelina Jolie in costume on the set of the new movie about the apparently very ethnic Mariane Pearl (whom AJ is playing here) and her murdered husband Daniel Pearl. Who was decapitated in Pakistan. By Terrorists. After being tortured. I think I can guess how this one ends.

The film is being shot in Pune India and not Pakistan because of security concerns considering every terrorist in the whole fucking world lives there and all. Angelina Jolie, who was quoted as saying that Pakistan is “a country I love and have visited three times“, was reportedly upset that the movie would not be filmed there–because she is a goddamn idiot. You don’t make movies in the middle of a war zone; you make the news by being dead, dumbass.

Jolie plays Mariane, widow of the Wall Street Journal reporter, who was murdered by terrorists in Pakistan in 2002 while researching a story on the links between “shoe bomber” Richard Reid and Islamic spiritual leader Sheikh Mubarak Gilani. Mariane was pregnant with their child when her husband was kidnapped. (source)

Why do filmmakers think that I want to go to a movie and cry at the end when everybody dies. Because I don’t. If I want real life, I’ll watch the news or ride the subway.There’s plenty of real-life things to depress me without a grandiose soundtrack in the background trying to wrench the tears out of eyes. Sadistic bitches. Movies should have 4 parts. Introduction to the unlikely hero, 90 minutes of violence, 3 scenes with gratuitous frontal nudity, and ending where the good guys don’t die. I should be a director.