NSFW – Fatback Media

What’s better than filthy, disease ridden Europeans spreading pestilence and vermin to the New World, thereby ushering in centuries of forced religious indoctrination, rape and injustice in the name of the Lord? Well, just about anything. Especially, celebrity gossip! Enjoy, history buffs!

• Check out the Catfight Scorecard. Double handed hair pulling is 5 points. I wonder what happens if they kiss? (College Humor)
• Columbian Druglord Hotness: Paula Garces. (Bastardly)
• Interview with Asa Akira. Haven’t heard of her either? She’s a stripper not a whore. (Drunken Stepfather)
• J-Lo got J-Litigated for not paying her J-billz.Whatever. (Glitterati)
• Fergilicious got Fergiphotoshop’d. (Yeeah!)
• Ashlee Simpson is a product of modern science, but she’s still hot. (Smart)
• Pajiba has the review for The Departed. I just hope it’s not one of those Scorcese Everybody Dies movies. Oops!(Pajiba)
• Britney asked Annie Leibovitz to photograph her family. That’s like asking Da Vinci to have sex with your sister. Which makes about as much sense as Britney Spears. (Gossip or Truth)
• Mecedes McNab and her cock-eyed boobies. NSFW! (IDLYITW)

BTW. I couldnt find any images of Columbus with hot chicks in them so there’s Pocahontas. The caption should read, “Hi, I’m Pocahontas wishing you and yours a happy Columbus Day. Don’t rape us!“