Stacy Keibler Alive…not Kicking
A lot has been going on this week and my crack team of slaves writers is working on some blistering stories for your sexy southern perusal. I was in New York City the past couple of days promoting Sexy Southernness™ to a bevy of hot PR and Marketing execs. If there’s anything I’ve learned about the marketing industry it’s that you get a VP title when you walk in the door and all the chicks are hot. But I digress.
Stacy Keibler hasn’t been making headlines lately, meaning she hasn’t been high kicking her way into the hearts and minds of red blooded Americans while wearing little more than a scarf tied around chest. That’s American pride people. Every time Stacy Keibler did a high kick on Dancing with The Stars, a Taliban terrorist was tortured and killed by the CIA. She’s just that good. Again, digressing…
The point of this post is that Stacy Keibler should fire her publicist for letting her out in public in this dress. She might as well be going to an Amish dance. All she needs is a butter churn. Wait, that sounds kind of sexy. ANYWAY. I prefer Stacy in nothing but skin and a small amount of cotton. And not in the Hannibal Lecter way. The sexy way.
Amish = Not sexy.
Not Amish = Sexy.
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Written by Fatback on October 6, 2006 – 5:45 am
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