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Every time I go out of town for work, all the good shit happens. To wit:

Paris Hilton got knocked THE FUCK out. Not really, but I think she got punched. (INO)

Jessica Simpson see-thru dress. I think you need x-ray vision because I can’t see shit. (Drunken Stepfather)

Shot throught the heart and your to blame for Bon Jovi action figures and the decline of the homo sapien. (Yeeeah!)

Asia Argento may have a sex tape. If she does it signals the coming of the anti-christ. She’s dirty hot. (Bastardly)

Nick Carter let me know that I could scratch Ashlee Simpson off my list as ruined. (Jordan)

Vince Vaughn broke up with Jennifer Aniston. I just saw friends with money. It sucked. Like Jen’s relationship with Vince. We’re all in this together. (Gossip or truth)

X-Tina rocking the leopard print high heels. (Smart)

Veronica Mars Recap (GMMR)