Scarlett Johansson is a Trailer Park Temptress

Scarlett Johansson is Esquire's Sexiest [trailer trash] Woman Alive

Super hot Scarlett Johansson was honored with Esquire’s “Sexiest Woman Alive” Award and she will grace the pages of the upcoming mid-October issue of the fashion magazine. The magazine decided to take a different approach with the photo-shoot and go for a decidely non-glamorous look.

On the cover, she wears a bra and a white Calvin Klein mini-dress; In a series of photos inside (showing her as an “enigmatic trailer-park temptress,” the magazine says), she wears cleavage-baring black lingerie paired with an open white robe, among other get-ups. (source)

The subject was purposely obfuscated in these pictures because Esquire was running a “who is she?” campaign at Esquire.com in order to generate buzz for the issue. First of all, I think my penis speaks for for everyone when I say that we called that one from the start. I’m rarely ever wrong about a great rack or a great ass. Although, there was that tall chick with the big adam’s apple at that Mexican Cowboy bar in San Jose. Turns out Juan is NOT a nickname for Juanita. Tequila is anti-bacterial, right?


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Written by Fatback on October 2, 2006 – 5:56 am

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  2. Trilby Says:

    But she is unhappy, now, I hear because she wants people to admire her brains and heart as well as her tits and ass. Oh, boy! Shoulda thought of that!

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