Better Than Bringing Sexy back to Customer Service

So the site was down for over an hour today. Sorry if you couldn’t get through. I got it all worked out with GoDaddy and their hotass customer service reps. While I get the server back up to blinding speed see what going on around ‘nets.

College according to National Lampoon. (I still think PCU trumps them all. “We’re not gonna protest”) (College Humor)

Kristin Cavallari at the opening of Arena nightclub. Girlfriend still doesn’t have a job. Lazy. (The Bastardly)

Jesus gets another hot MySpace girl to send him bikini pics. Bless us everyone. (Drunken Stepfather)

Ivanka Trump and Lance Armstrong are banging. How long till Trump throws a bromm in spokes? (Gossip or Truth)

The Matthew’s separately (lovingly?) sporting the sack-grabber bike shorts while running. My boys need some wiggle room, ladies. I run commando. (BumpShack)

Paris Hilton’s crotch in full view again. I think it’s about time for her to get some syndications rights on that thing. (INO)

Alanis Morisette and Ryan Reynolds blah blah blah. I don’t give a shit. Click the link if you do. (Bricks and Stones)

Kate Winslet broke her has while filming a sex scene for a movie. Method acting rulez. Strasberg in the hizzle! (Yeeeah!)

Rachel Bilson somehow makes the Columbian drug-lord-Pocohontas look work. (Smart)

Absolutely no reason for Stacy Keibler, except she hasn’t been around in while…