Maria Sharapova is Russian
Maria Sharpova in a bikini warrants a late post. I know I posted some in this set a while back, but some new ones showed up in my inbox, so here we are. I speak a little Russian and I once dated a Russian chick so that makes me an expert on Eastern European affairs. Namely. Eastern European Women. American women are coy and flirty but Russian women are ruthless cutthroats. That’s why they’re so god damn hot.
Svetlana, my ex, smoked cigarettes like she was popping bubble gum. She was always smiling, but in way that scared the hell out of me. And she would curse me in that sexy accent. “God, you are so stupid. Hahahaha. You’re the stupidest person I have ever seen. Americans. Hahaha. Stupid clothes. Stupid hair. Stupid face. Even the air you breathe is stupid. I am getting stupid just standing next to you. Take me now you god damned idiot.” Then we would have sex for two hours. Later I would wake up with my wallet gone and cigarette burns on my chest. God I miss her.
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3 Comments to “Maria Sharapova is Russian”
September 29th, 2006 at 10:08 am
I feel like I’m talking to myself here.
September 29th, 2006 at 4:11 pm
huh…?
October 14th, 2006 at 12:47 pm
As someone with a failing for Eastern European women too, that is one of the funniest blog posts I have read in a while. Oh, and the pictures were rather splendid.