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Emily here, gang. Gazillionaire Joe Francis of the Girls Gone Wild empire to pay penalties for underage video whores vixens. He entered a plea on Monday after striking a last minute deal with federal prosecutors.

The 33-year-old kingpin copped to distributing such DVD titles as Girls Gone Wild: Totally Exposed Uncensored and Beyond and Wild College Girls Exposed/Sexy Uncensored Sweetheart that contained sexually explicit footage featuring underage girls.
Per the deal, Francis will personally pay $500,000 in fines, while his Santa Monica-based Mantra Films and a related company, MRA Holdings, must pay $1.6 million in penalties and submit to outside audits of its bookkeeping. In exchange, Francis will not serve any time. (source)

I am personally shocked and disgusted at the exploitation of underage girls. I would’ve sworn they were all at least 18.5. I sustain Joe’s stance that it is hard to tell age from the braces and cheerleading skorts. How did this case arise anyway? Did daddy and his rowdy bowling buddies catch his perfect angel bearing her assets to half of Cancun when she was supposed to be on a senior class ski trip in Vail? ‘Cause that’s not creepy at all, except it is. This reminds me of the time my Dad caught me and cousin Niles playing strip poker in the barn when I was 16. Niles wasn’t my real cousin, but he was twice my age and recently paroled for something call “lewd and lascivious” behavior. Naughty.

In case your wondering that picture is of some D-lister that showed up to whore celebrate at Joe Francis’ birthday party. If you were expecting some lasciviousness and GGW images, I suggest a Google search. That’s me on the left. Stay in school!