Better than getting the toys off the roof of the trailer

Afternoon links futhatass.
Melissa Joan Hart bewitchingly getting back into MILFilicious shape. Clarissa is almost back in action kids. (The Bastardly)
Terrell Owens tried to kill himself with pills like a little girl. Pussy. (Bumpshack)
Screech made a Sex Tape with a Dirty Sanchez money shot. Fucking amatuer. (College Humor)
Jesus told me that Oprah was gay. Jesus loves me, so I know it’s true. (Drunken Stepfather)
Brad Pitt will NOT be replacing tom Cruise in MI:IV. The part of Ethan Hunt will be played by Jason Dohring. Conspiracy? (Yes. I made that up) (Smart)
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes trying to keep a low profile while eating out at the MOST PHOTOGRAPHED RESTAURANT in LA. They’re sinister! (INO)
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty [insert drugs here] and then [drug usage here] followed by copius [drugs]. CRACK! (Yeeeah)
Posted in Current Affairs, Katie Holmes, Scientology, Sex Tapes, Tom Cruise |
Written by Fatback on September 27, 2006 – 11:57 am
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September 28th, 2006 at 4:25 pm
You bitches need to upddate more.:)
September 28th, 2006 at 4:35 pm
For reals. The man is keeping a brotha down.