Better than grits and red eye gravy

Wake up and smell the world smacking you in the face with reality. Before you go and get suicidal. Grab a plate of grits a strong cup of coffee (feel free to Irish it up) and check out these tasty links. Oh and that picture up there is meant for one of these links. But I don’t have to tell you that. You smartie.
Hot or not: Baby Spice. You be the judge. (Bastardly)

I don’t know who Rachel Stevens is, but she’s hot and British pop singer. Which means there are probably pictures of her boobies on the internet. Wait, Rosie says Stephen Dorf is dating her. Nevermind. (Smart)

Daniel Smith’s death certificate has been issued. Verdict: Still dead. (ICYDK)

Kevin Federline thinks if he has Britney sing on his record it will sell. I think you could stuff a $20 bill and a nude picture of Britney when she was 19 in the CD case it still wouldn’t outsell Hansen’s MMmm Bop. (I’m not obsessed)

Fergie was apparently so addicted to Meth that she killed one of her K.I.D.S inc. costars for a $10 rock. Thank god it wasn’t J-LO Hewitt. I made most of that up. (Drunken Stepfather)

If you’re watching TV this season then you’re probably a jaded bastard who swills red wine and curses at the television. Like me. Givememyremote.com feeds your addiction, baby. All the cool kids are doing it. (GMMR)

Totally hot Cheerleader we have a crush on (College Humor)

Ashlee Simpson is starting to look like her sister. Except hotter. Science rulez! (Gossip or Truth)

Goerge Clooney and a hot model from Deal or No Deal hook up in Vegas. (Glitterati)