NSFW – Fatback Media

Vanessa Minnillo is one of the prettiest girls on the planet. And she’s from down south. Well, she lived in South Carolina and won a bunch of beauty contests in high school and probably dated college guys the whole time. Bitch. Oh, where was I? Oh yeah, I guess all that pretty will be riding around with Nick Lachey for a while, because he just got paid.

[T]he Star says he ended up walking away with $10 million in cash and prizes, which he may now spend on Vanessa Minillo and other Jessica replacements.(source)

I’ve been working on my street dance moves in my bedroom at night and sometimes I can even hear Nick speaking to me from that glossy poster of him I have taped over my bed. “You got the moves, kid. You got the moves” Then we sing, and I make a whole dance routine for our new band 99 degrees. It’s a lot like his old group. Just ONE.DEGREE. HOTTER.