Erika Christensen. What is it about her?

Erika Christensen has huge tracks of land

What is it about Erika Christensen? Hmm. Let’s see. Oh right. I think its the ginormous rack and the Little House on the Prairie dress. In that dress I don’t whether to take her to dinner or break out with Oh, what a beautiful mornin’. Either way it gets my butter churnin’.

These images of Erika are from the Olympus Fashion Week show that was held in Bryant Park, NYC. I was actually there that week and caught some of the show. I usually get invited because I used to date a lot of coked out supermodels. This year the designers banned all models who were too skinny, so I waited outside and called them big fatties when they went out for a smoke. A crying, dejected model is about two tequlia shots from a live webcam show.