NSFW – Fatback Media

Damn, I’m hungry. It’s not even 5 and I’m already thinking about soul food. See what’s going on around the yard.
Isla Fisher is the hottest Scottish blooded, born in the middle east, Australian I have ever seen. Hot or Not? Choose wisely. She will fiiiiind you.(The Bastardly)

In his review for The Last Kiss, Dustin Rowles simultaneously destroys the film, articulates my own feelings of repressed fear and vunerability (all ends in tears), and makes me feel like a god damn idiot for even having this site. Thanks. I think I need to get drunk and write a poem to a girl who will treat me like shit. God damn it, I’m such a pussy. That said. The movie sucks. (Pajiba)

Fergie Ferg wants the bloggers to get a life and leave her alone. Well, lady. I have made a difference with my life. Just last week I saved some orphans from a burning building. Well, to be fair, I set the building on fire and the orphans were really porn dvd’s. (I’m not Obsessed)

Sarah Jessica Parker felt too slutty to wear white to her wedding. I hope she didn’t wear green, either. (Yeeeah)