Paris Hilton Arrested for DUI

PAris Hilton gets a DUI

Paris Hilton was arrested for suspicion of DUI early this morning in Los Angeles. Officers noticed that she was driving erratically and pulled her over.

Hilton was arrested shortly before 12:30 a.m. in Hollywood, said police Officer I. Isabella, who declined to give his first name.

“The officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms of intoxication. A field sobriety test was conducted at scene, and the officers determined she was driving under the influence,” Isabella said, reading a police statement.

Hilton was booked on suspicion of misdemeanor DUI and released, he said.

Her spokesman, Elliot Mintz, confirmed the arrest and said police detected the minimum blood-alcohol level to warrant an arrest. The legal limit in California is 0.08 percent.

“She’s absolutely fine,” Mintz said.(source)

DUI laws vary from state to state, and I think in LA you have to have a blood alcohol level of 94% and the dead hooker has to still be in the passenger seat (not the trunk!) to do any real time. Paris was just driving around drunk and endangering citizens on the streets of LA. No hooker = no jail time. I should be a lawyer.

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7 Comments to “Paris Hilton Arrested for DUI”

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  2. jon Says:

    “DUI laws vary from state to state, and I think in LA you have to have a blood alcohol level of 94% and the dead hooker has to still be in the passenger seat (not the trunk!) to do any real time. Paris was just driving around drunk and endangering citizens on the streets of LA. No hooker = no jail time. I should be a lawyer.”

    you are a fucking idiot. first off, she only blew a .08, the minimum. any normal citizen blows this and is let go being told to be careful and go directly home. only because she is paris hilton does she get arrested for blowing a point zero eight bac. endangering citizens?? this comment wasnt funny, it was just plain fucking stupid. stop trying to be maddox and get a fucking life of your own.

  3. fatback Says:

    Ouch, sailor. First time in? I don’t even know where to start. In every state I’ve been to, the cops are cocks and they take you straight to jail for blowing the bac limit. My commentary was intended to highlight the fact the the Paris’s of the world are subject to different scrutiny than the rest of us. Also. Maddox. Whaaa…? Brother is kindred, but our genre are not even close. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to get a life of my own.

  4. Hungwell Says:

    What is the alcohol percentage of semen?

  5. bla Says:

    See, this is bullshit. Just because shes a rich bitch, she gets off. In Texas, its .05, and if your cought over = or > than that? your just plain fucked, its not a misdemeanor, its DWI, which = a fine, jailtime, community service, probation and license revoked for a min of 6 months….and thats first offense. They should have thrown her prissy ass in public for the night and let her get ass fisted by some jailmates, then maybe she would actually consider not doing it again….cause you know damn good and well that … money = good lawyer = 3 min probation while sobbing at a courtroom on the realty show she made out of the whole ordeal….in which she will probably be drunk at or open up one as shes getting out of court…cause hey…its just the fucking law…they can be bought and sold…fucking sheep.

  6. thierry Says:

    Great !

    A stripsearch among others ?
    “Ok Hilton Strip now” !

    To the shower ?

    A good catfight ….?

    Any suggestion ?

  7. mr skin Says:

    Paris is definately way hotter than Lohan. But Paris is such a ditz! Was she dropped on her head as a child?

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