Better than a jockey lot chili dog

Hot or not: Elizabeth Banks? Go vote in a Bastardly way. (The Bastardly)

Ice T’s wife Coco is a classy lady. Except by classy lady I mean dirty whore. (INO)

Wondering which show you need to DVR tonight? Have no fear GMMR is on it like a bad case of updawg. Wait, redact that. Whatever. (GMMR)

Kristin Cavallari is drunk. (Bricks and Stones)

Crank reviewed by the always erudite Dustin over at Pajiba. Apparently, the film has more misogyny and objectification of females than I even pretend to have on this site. Sweet. Drive your pick-ups to the movie-plex. Bitches will be showing their boobies! (I do hate my mom though, but that’s another story.) (Pajiba)

(ed. note: In case you were wondering that picture above is from the movie Crank. I was trying to be ironic, bitches)