Better than a hot cousin at a family reunion

sofia bush
So, I got some flack from a friend of mine the other day about these “better than…” link posts. Something along the lines of losing your journalistic integrity and selling out like a cheap whore. It really hit home. I told her that I don’t get paid to link to other sites and I only link to sites that I like and articles that I actually read. Plus I am a cheap whore who is trying to buy love through traffic from other sites because my mommy never held me and my daddy was an abusive alcoholic. Satisfied, god damn it? It makes me needy. Needy for safe internet love. Have you seen my MySpace? I’m practically the king.

Mischa Barton disappears from promo posters for The O.C. Coincidence? Or do they just fucking hate her like everyone else? (I’m not obsessed)

Sophia Bush Mega Post from the Teen Choice Awards. Sophia has been under my radar till now since I refuse to watch WB shows because the network sucks. She is so pretty that it’s an abomination. She makes angels weep with envy. (Guilty Obsession)

Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong shave each other’s chests and frolic. Hot man love ensues! Or jogging. Whatever. (Gossip or Truth)

Whorish actresses and models in photo shoots trying to look natural but ending up looking whorishly stupid. Except for Elisha Cuthbert. (NSFW) (Drunken Stepfather)

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo hit the pool while visions of a girl that doesn’t have noassitol dance in his head.(The Bastardly)

Jesus H. Macy would like to kick Lindsay Lohan’s ass. The bring her bruised shit home for a three way with Felicity. (Yeeeah!)

Invincible is an inspiring story about love, life and giving it all you got- if you’re a Disney exec. Otherwise it’s just eh. (Pajiba)