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Kristin Cavallari continues to not have any skill whatsoever except for being outrageously hot. Below are some excerpt interview passages from the ultra-intelligent Blender Magazine.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Oh, it’s just me.

When’s the first time you realized you were hot?
Same as any other girl, when we develop boobs and stuff. But I don’t consider myself hot — I still feel like the same big dork I’ve always been.

What’s the downside of being so darn hot?
Since so many people know who I am and know my business, I can’t get away with things I’d normally be able to. And I’m not 21, so going out can be a big issue. Then again, being hot can actually help with that problem, so it is good and bad.

What advice do you have for those who aspired to hotness?
Be yourself, don’t care what other people think, have a lot of confidence. Or at least make it look like you have a lot of confidence. Pretend if you need to.

Paris Hilton: hot or not?
Hot.

Cocaine?
Not.

MTV’s The Hills?
Not.

Hot Food?
Tuna tartar… although not literally.

Hot sexual position?
Depends on my mood, but girl-on-top… uh, is my dad gonna read this?

Hot schwag you bagged for free?
A $50,000 diamond ring from Sol Rafael—they just gave it to me, and no, I’m not engaged.

Hot celebrity baby?
Gwen Stefani’s — I love her.

Hot prescription drug?
Adderall, although that’s been around a while. I’m not saying I take it or anything.

What’s your fallback plan for when you inevitably lose your hotness?
I hope that I’ll be hot for a long time so I can make a lot of money and I can retire early and just travel. So, hopefully that will happen. (full interview)

Always nice to see that today’s ultra-privileged youth aren’t losing their unbelievable sense of entitlement. It’s really an inspiration to us all to see an apple cheeked rich girl who has never wanted for anything in her life or ever shed a tear of disappointment, talk about retiring at the ripe old age of 30 to “just travel”. I usually tell that story to my “kids” to make them appreciate what they have. They get it. They just cry through the smiles and keep sowing the sneakers like good little workers.

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