Links so good you’ll smack yo’ mama

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So yeah. You wake up wanting some southern fried goodness for your morning cubicle slackoff session and get this. Another god damn link post. Well at least the links are good. I’m off making the world safer for puppies and orphans and swimsuit models who have lost their tops (oops!), but I’ll be back to full speed soon. I got some really good dirt on someone and there might be some nice changes around here soon. Stay tuned…

Tom Cruise booted by Paramount for being a god damn freak. (Glitterati)

Watch Prison Break premier online for free (GMMR)

Kathy Griffin pole dancer. Yikes. (INO)

Jessica Simpson is a natural blonde. Even under the wig? (ICYDK)

The Beckhamsl ooking hot but photoshopped. (Bricks and Stones)

Collien Fernandes in German Maxim. Mach schnell! (The Bastardly)

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