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I guess it’s good to be the (almost) king. Prince Harry and his older brother Prince William were spotted and photographed out on the town, drinking it up this week.

Harry was also snapped canoodling with pretty blonde Natalie Pinkham, while saucily groping her BOOB with one hand.Meanwhile William was caught trying a more “tactful” approach with another party girl as they chatted in the background.

A fellow reveller said: “Harry was really going for it.

“He had been downing drink all night and was touchy-feely with everyone — especially Natalie. He had his hands all over her and was kissing her on the face. At one point he reached his arm around her and gave her a proper grope on her breast.

“She was very shocked but didn’t seem to mind in the slightest. I don’t suppose it’s every day an heir to the throne feels you up.” (source)

It turns out that when you’re a prince you can pretty much walk the streets and do whatever you want to whomever you want. Take Natalie here. Normally, any non-prince would get permanent fingernail scars to the face and a mouthful of pepper spray, but if you’re a prince, you could just drop trou and bang her right then and there. It’s the law. I think it works like that in other countries too. I have a sexy friend who banged a Finnish royal because his family had some art on loan to the local museum. She’s no tramp though. She really likes art, and it took like 2 bottles of Aqvavit to close the deal. Caraway rocks!

(Ed. note: So I’ll assume the tagline on that picture means that there are some usage issues with the image so just in case you didn’t get it, the picture came from The Sun Online. The last thing I need is another cease and desist letter.)