Comments on: Nick Lachey may have a small penis

By: Weird Phrase - LPSG.ORG

Weird Phrase - LPSG.ORG — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 23:58:30 +0000

[...] Weird Phrase I found this post, surfing the web, looking for strange things, as usual. Anyway, I’ve always been aware of size queens, or as I like to call them size fanatics, but this just weirded me the hell out. Nanc’ August 17th, 2006 06:50 1 I think every man should be required to put a plaster cast of his penis on his mantle. It?s sooo uncomfortable to dump a guy right after he drops trou. As for Nick, I suspected as much. He liked to wear her shoes?and he cries a lot. I mean god, how could someone just take off, even if they decide to not see them again, but taking off right after he drops trou. I think if she’s that picky she may as well be direct from the get go, then she wouldn’t need a plaster cast. Anyway, my morbid curiousity has been awakened, and I have to know if anyone here has been in that situation, either side of it. [...]

By: Alfred Kuchinski

Alfred Kuchinski — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 20:14:25 +0000

I’m willing to bet that Nick Lachey doesn’t have such a small penis…it’s just that Jessica Simpson probably has a drainspout sized cootchie!
I have a small penis…I’ll admit that. I once dated a girl from California who gave the best FELLATIO ever known to Masters and Johnson.
She could make my “little guy” grow like I’ve never seen.
One night I ejaclatued TWICE and I thought I was going to drown the lady! I was so thrilled I kissed the ejaculate off her lips!
We broke up when I messed around on her. Whip my ass with a six foot leather thong. I bloody well deserve it!
She had a large “cootchie” but appreciated every centimeter I gave her. She was very pretty and had a good heart.
Maybe, just maybe, she will dump the BOZO she married and come back to me.
Alfred Kuchinski

By: Robert

Robert — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 12:00:44 +0000

I agree with Monica, besides, this is a stupid topic. Jessica probably had an affair and was dumped by Nick. I always thought he could do wayyyy better.
Jessica is so overrated and nearly as stupid as Paris (no talent) Hilton.

By: Monica

Monica — Sat, 19 Aug 2006 14:44:43 +0000

Even if Nick isn’t so well endowed, it is beyond crass for his ex to discuss. Besides, I thought she was supposed to be a virgin when they banged the first time- what’s her frame of reference with real life bone? Stupid whore.

By: Celebrity gossip - see it our way | Gimme some more |

Celebrity gossip - see it our way | Gimme some more | — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:20:46 +0000

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