Janet Jackson is analytical

Janet Jackson recently shocked radio executives in London by demanding chilled water from Fiji (the brand, not the island, presumably), and then testing the water with a temperature probe.

Janet Jackson impressed radio execs in London when she demanded chilled spring water from Fiji - and then had her staff check it with a thermometer to make sure it was cold enough. “It was simply unbelievable,” a source at the Johnny Vaughn show on Capital Radio told the London Sun. “It was hilarious watching her staff make such a fuss.” (source)

As a world famous chemist and sexy scientist, I’m impressed by her insistence on precisely chilled liquids. Water has a very high heat capacity compared to most liquids. Not to mention the fact that the magic spell she used to lose 250 pounds of adipose tissue in 2 weeks only works if you follow the witch doctor’s instructions. And he say, “watah is cold, chile…watah is cold”.