Jamie Lynn Spears has herpes. Not a good start…
Jamie Lynn Spears was shaping up to be the one who broke out the country-come-to-town mold that was so flawlessly executed by her downward spiraling sister. She’s much cuter than Britney. She’s a better actress - probably better singer - and has a demonstrated handle on the English language and many of its finer grammatical rules. Britney, on the other hand is like an back-country Picture of Dorian Gray in gone awry- where the real thing gets worse before our eyes and we have only a faded mental portrait of what once was. But I digress.
Jamie Lynn is not off to a good start. When I saw these pictures of Jamie at the premier of Barnyard, I think I heard the the swamp witches cry a long lament for their shining star. “The light that burns twice as bright, only burns half as long…”. From afar she looks like the very model of a young lady. Poised. Beaming for the camera. However, the full view shows a herpes sore that would make a leper blush. Does she have a stylist? Or does her mother just gussy her up and send ‘Fancy’ into town to dance with the rich men. Fancy, don’t let me down!
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Written by Fatback on August 1, 2006 – 6:11 am
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August 1st, 2006 at 10:08 am
She’s already graduated Bitch 101 by making sure that a better actress on that tv show was fired. I don’t like her and wish her nothing but ill will.
August 1st, 2006 at 10:36 am
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August 1st, 2006 at 11:25 am
She is a cutie..
Not taking up for her,,but some folks have reaction to the sun and get blisters on their lips..love the dress..ease up on the lil one..
August 1st, 2006 at 1:26 pm
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August 2nd, 2006 at 4:33 pm
[...] Jamie Lynn Spears has herpes a cold sore. [...]
August 2nd, 2006 at 4:36 pm
Oh for pity’s sake, people! There are two types of herpes: the kind that causes cold sores or fever blisters, and the kind that you catch from unprotected sex. In fact, they are referred to as type I and type II. Nearly everyone on the planet has been exposed to type I–if your mommy has a little cold sore and kisses you, you’ve been exposed! Grow up.
August 3rd, 2006 at 2:35 pm
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February 12th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
i would fuck her
March 22nd, 2007 at 2:34 pm
no one on here needs to be talking bout her having herpes i get them on my lips too that dont mean i have herpes ok so yawl need to grow up and get a life she is only like 15 give her a break when yall was teens im sure yawl kissed plenty of boys and gurls so get over it!!!!!!dont hate her cuz yu all aint her =))))))) love yu jamie
March 31st, 2007 at 12:37 pm
ummm yeah get a life u loser. yeah, she does not have herpes! you sooooo stupid, you cunt, cock sucking idoits!
April 2nd, 2007 at 6:17 am
I don’t think anyone is saying she’s a whore (yet). Just that it’s proven that she has herpes. Fucking fact. True story, y’all: cold sores are herpes. 90% of people on the earth have some form of herpes. Chicken pox and shingles are herpes too. Whheeeeee! We’re all infected! In 3 or four years Jamie Lynn can add that to some poor guys cock. Whoopee!
September 6th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Hm, considering she had just had mouth surgery like 2-3 weeks earlier, this somehow doesn’t come as a surprise. She had her teeth fixed. Fucking fact. Go Google it.
December 19th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
hahaha
she is fucking pregnant at 16.