NSFW – Fatback Media

Holy shit. Ashlee Simpson is hot. What the hell happened? I spend a little time covering her big sister’s divorce and she goes out and gets smokin’ hot. I know she’s had a nip/tuck or two, but hey, everyone gets a little something done here and there. I mean some girls get invisline, or dye their hair. What’s the difference in that, and having 3.17342 millimeters of bone chiseled off the bridge of your nose? About $27,000 difference, I think. I’ve even had some work done myself. Actually, my mom did it when I was a baby. Although, it wasn’t exactly cosmetic. She had a bar welded to my baby shoes so I couldn’t run away. She was real smart like that.