Better than fried PB&J

Jessica Biel Nude

Holla, y’all! See? That’s how you know I have street creds. I seamlessly combine seemingly random patois from two different subcultures and, not only proffer a tongue-in-cheek, yet innocent jab at each, but also generate another neologism in what is becoming a veritable omnium-gatherum of salient vernacular. Indeed. So here’s what’s going on around the out-hizzle, y’all. Damn. I’m good.

The newest “The Office”Toon is up at GMMR. That Jim and Pam. I swear… (GMMR)

“Dirty” Joe Simpson was a little too good at stalking Nick Lachey. (Tabloid Whore)

And for your afternoon pleasure: Giant Boobies. Jennifer Tilly still keeping it real. (The Bastardly)

Ryan Gosling talks about love and Rachel McAdams as butterflies and rainbows fly out of his ass while he rides a unicorn through fields of poppies. Dear diary. Unicorns are almost as ahhssiiiim as my girlfriend Rachel McAdams. (ICYDK)

Mary Kate Olsen has that disease where really young people look old before their time and they stoop way over. It’s a condition known as being a lazy whore. (VHT)

Jessica Biel offers a date with herself for a charity cause. The date includes, dinner a movie and a coupon for one free massage with release. (Subvert Society)

Remember what you were saying about that movie you just saw? Well, shut the fuck up and read Pajiba. They said it better. Plus nobody gives a shit that you still have a mint condition Megatron still in the original packaging. Ass. (Pajiba)

I would have linked to one of sexy Vera’s (easy fellas, she’s taken) posts over at I’m Not Obsessed, but her server crashed from too much love. Check her out over at her MySpace until she gets her self all migrated. (INO MySpace)