Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook probably still dating

Jessica Simpson is the Employee of the Month

Looks like this little ~~made-up story~~ rumor about Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook may be true after all. So I don’t take back this post or this post about Dane two-timing Raquel Houghton. It just goes to show you that people who star in movies together end up banging. I think it’s a law in LA. I know it’s a law in my home movies. I get the waiver signed.

Is Jessica Simpson cuddling up to her “Employee of the Month” co-star?

“Extra” has learned that Jess may be going on the record to deny she’s dating comedian cutie Dane Cook, but Us Weekly’s Katrina Szish says the new issue has a different story to tell!

“Sources tell us the two have been spotted snuggling and are definitely seeing each other,” she revealed. (source)

So here are some advanced shots of the movie posters for Employee of the month which, despite the fact that the premise looks weak, may end up being okay because of Dane Cook and some possible Jessica Simpson bikini action. So, to whet your appetite here’s Jess in her bikini in Cabo doing her best “What? Where did those photographers come from? fiddle-dee-dee” impression.