Zach Braff wants Jessica Simpson
Fresh off his getting dumped breakup with Mandy Moore, Zach Braff apparently has his sights on Jessica Simpson.
Jessica Simpson and Zach Braff were spotted canoodling by witnesses reports Us Weekly. The magazine reports that the newly single Braff, who just broke up with Mandy Moore, is “aggressively pursuing the recently divorced singer.”(source)
I really like Zach Braff but I think this whole witty, intelligent guy who gets the smoking hot girls things is a little played out. Been there. Done that. I aggressively pursued a girl one time. At least that’s what I called it. Her attorney called it “stalking” when he gave me the “restraining order” and told me to “cease and desist” or face “criminal prosecution”. I don’t need some citified fancy-pants lawyer throwing ten dollar legal terms and air quotes at me to know what love is. She’ll come around. You’ll see. I mean, just the other day she left the basement window partially unlocked at her house. That’s a good sign right?
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July 9th, 2006 at 6:22 pm
I like ZB…never did like the whole Mandy Moore and him thing, but REALLY dislike the whole Jessica Simpson and him thing. She’s looking rode hard and put away wet these days. Or, a really bad transvestite (no offense to transvestites–love you all–*kiss, kiss*). You pick.
July 10th, 2006 at 7:36 am
hey man i can relate. emily once “pursued” me and i had to do the restraining order thing. once she started back on her medication everything was resolved. im nerdy, think jessica will bang me?
July 10th, 2006 at 10:43 am
jackass boys, dane, now zach…name 3 people from whom she isn’t entertaining pursuits (dont really, im just making a point)
July 10th, 2006 at 3:02 pm
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July 11th, 2006 at 5:04 am
[...] Is Zach Braff trying to move on from Mandy Moore with Jessica Simpson? Say it ain’t so. I think Zach should get back together with Mandy. Like right now. This instant. And my feelings have nothing to do with the fact that she is currently filming honeymoon scenes for License to Wed in Jamaica with my TV boyfriend, John Krasinski. Nope, not at all. I’m just a kind-hearted girl who wants to see Mandy and Zach happy…with eachother…and no one else. (Fatback and Collards) [...]