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Jennifer Lopez was recently accused of practicing Santeria by her ex-husband Ojani Noa. In a court deposition this week Noa claimed that Lopez used the mystic practices of Santeria to influence him and others to do her will.

Her former husband, Ojani Noa, claims J.Lo cast “voodoo” spells on him and other lovers. After their marriage ended, “She was doing bad things to a lot of people,” Noa alleged in his deposition, according to Court TV.

“She was doing all this religious bullshit to me, to [second husband] Cris [Judd], to Puffy [Combs], to [current husband Marc] Anthony,” according to Noa.

Lopez and her publicist declined to comment on the charges yesterday.

Noa stated that Lopez practices a form of spiritualism known as Santeria or Brujeria, which draws on an African tradition of chanting, trance states and animal sacrifice. The practice is common in the Caribbean islands and also common in the Bronx, New York from where J Lo hails.(source)

First of all, Voodoo (or more properly Vodoun -Je suis diabolique!) is not Santeria, so I doubt she was using Voodoo spells on him, when Santeria spells will work just fine. Down south we have the Geechee witches and they’ll put a root (rhymes with foot) on your ass in a gullah-gullah second, chile.
I’ve always thought Jennifer Lopez was hot (I like my ladies with a little J-in-tha-T) but now that she’s a Santeria Priestess, she’s heading to the top of the list. I used date a girl from Barbados who was really into Santeria. There’s nothing sexier than waking up with a smoking hot naked woman on top of you chanting African-Spanish jibberish while shaking a bloody chicken foot at you. Wait. I would change sexier to scarier.