Katharine McPhee’s Boobs Sit out American Idol Tour
Katharine McPhee and The real American Idol, her rack, will not be performing at the first few American Idol concerts due to “illness”. Recent singing for her new album and rehearsals for AI have reportedly taken their toll on her vocal cords.
“American Idols Live” kicked off their U.S. tour Wednesday without sultry runner-up Katharine McPhee, who’s been struck down with severe bronchitis and laryngitis, according to the Associated Press. McPhee, 23, whose doctor has ordered “total voice rest,” will not be performing at the concerts Wednesday and Thursday night.
“That’s the most difficult part, not talking!” McPhee “said” in a released statement. She also wrote that she was disappointed she wouldn’t be performing, but “I need to follow my doctor’s orders to recuperate and reunite with the rest of the idols.”(source)
That’s a lame excuse if I ever heard one. Besides, people aren’t buying tickets to AI concerts to see her giant, beautiful and perfect in every way vocal cords. She needs to work on her back story a bit. You have to have plausible deniability. Like the time I said that I didn’t show up for work because the Mossad had kidnapped me in a black Ford van and held me prisoner for 6 days in a warm sunny climate; which is why I had a tan. Oh, and they made me do body shots with sexy secret agents and gave me lots of food (obviously drugged) which is why I gained 10 lbs. See? I think things through. Here are some shots of Katharine when she sang with Meatloaf. Meatloaf has been Photoshopped out so I don’t vomit bile on my keyboard.
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July 6th, 2006 at 3:25 pm
[...] Katharine McPhee’s boobs sit one out. [...]
July 6th, 2006 at 4:42 pm
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July 6th, 2006 at 5:36 pm
I had an “illness” once, but it was nothing the “free” clinic couldn’t handle. In fact, I had to give my mouth a rest, too. And I have a great rack.
Katharine and I are living parallel lives.
July 6th, 2006 at 8:36 pm
Ahhh, the cool soothing salve of the free clinic.
July 8th, 2006 at 6:54 am
[...] The Hills are alive with the sound of Heidi’s whiny voice. Ugh, this girl drives me batty. I hope her parents are completely embarassed that they rasied a child that is so useless in this world. Her scenes at work are so cringeworthy,I have to look away. LC why are you friends with her when you could be spending time with your long lost friend, Lo? What do Lauren and Heidi possibly have in common? Well they do love to shop. Check out the pics. (Dlisted) American Idol’s Katharine McPhee missed the kickoff of the American Idol tour. Um, Katharine, maybe she have a little talk about work ethic. You NEVER call into sick your first day of work. Your first week is fine, but your first day? Come on. (Fatback and Collards) [...]