Better than Fried Pickles and Abita Turbodog

Kristin Cavallari in a bikini makes me happy.

Well the man, who is actually a woman, has been keeping a brotha down this week between all the work and the sexual harassment (I’m hot). So check out these top stories while I get caught up.

Last chance to check out the 2006 World Cup Babes! (The Bastardly)

TV Diva GMMR has the Emmy nominations. I see my pilot didn’t make it, again. (GMMR)

Sony are some Japanese racist mother fuckers. I think. Probably. Shit. I can’t tell.(YBF)

Lil Kim is free. So expect to see her giant boobies falling out of trashy clothing any day now. (Subvert Society)

Lindsay Lohan in Euro GQ looking hot and dirty. And hot. But Dirty. (Guilty Obsession)

Suri Cruise (Orange Pride!) has yet to be seen. Well, that’s because she is in the underground alien ship having her bodily fluids replaced by Dianectics. (INO)

Hilary Swank is a dirty tattle tale. Rehab is for quitters. (Tabloid Whore)

Ed. Note: There’s really no related reason to have that picture of Kristin Cavallari up there but her ass is so perfect that it made me cry a little. I gotta go.


Posted in Kristin Cavallari, Lindsay Lohan |
Written by Fatback on July 6, 2006 – 8:50 am

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One Comment to “Better than Fried Pickles and Abita Turbodog”

  1. emiliana Says:

    I was just about to make a perfect ass comment when I read your editor’s note, just replace ‘Kristin’ with Emily and ‘cry a little’ with buy her expensive things.

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