Comments on: Katie Cassidy gets Lucy Ewing “Dallas” role

By: yo moma

yo moma — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 00:57:20 +0000

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By: Katie Cassidy is Lucy Ewing Part 2 » Fatback and Collards » Blog Archive

Mon, 31 Jul 2006 19:08:49 +0000

[...] So, sexy midwest hotness Tina over at Glitterati scooped me on this but I though that it warranted comment anyway. Apparently, Katie Cassidy is going to be Lucy Ewing and not Jessica Simpson or Scarlett Johansson. I reported this story a few weeks ago so I will again proclaim that have magical powers and that I can see into the future. That doesn’t really make sense but neither does making a feature length film based on a 1980’s series that was 80% cast with aging alcoholic actors with story lines that at best were hackneyed re-hashes of Bonanza and Big Valley plotlines drowned with Jim Beam and southern drawls. [...]

By: Scarlett Johansson is Lucy Ewing » Fatback and Collards » Blog Archive

Scarlett Johansson is Lucy Ewing » Fatback and Collards » Blog Archive — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 18:32:58 +0000

[...] Breaking News! Well not really. I always wanted to say that. Scarlett Johansson has reportedly been given the role of Lucy Ewing in the upcoming, and completely unnecessary, film Dallas. We last reported that the role would go to sultry Katie Cassidy but apparently that has changed. LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) – Scarlett Johansson is reportedly set to star in the new ‘Dallas’ movie. [...]

By: Nanc'

Nanc' — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 04:22:12 +0000

I’m thinkin’ it was the frosted, pink lipstick, overplucked eyebrows, dark roots, and sparkly white eyeshadow that put her in the front runnin’. Woo-wee! She’s right outta the trailer park; BLESS ‘ER HEART!
‘ can’t wait!

By: Daily Links at Guilty Obsession

Daily Links at Guilty Obsession — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 23:08:32 +0000

[...] – Jessica Simpson is scheduled to be on TRL the 19th of July. Akward! – Anne Hathaway’s breasts issue a press release. – Tom Cruise wants to shut down Tokyo. – Watch out, Olivia is hungry. – Jessica Biel, Ed Norton, and Paul Giamatti. Even a stupid name like the “Illusionist” can’t keep me away from that cast. – Emilie de Ravin weds. Damnit. – Katie Cassidy lands the role of Lucy Ewing. – Jamie Foxx face humps Fantasia at the BET Music Awards – Brooke Hogan’s new video “About Us” featuring Paul Wall. Vomit. – Britney Spears of the sea. [...]