Katie Cassidy gets Lucy Ewing “Dallas” role
In the surprise move of the decade, movie producers have somehow managed to greenlight a full-length Dallas film based on the shitty original TV series. Oh, you thought I was going to comment on how a virtual unknown got the role over heavy-hitters like Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson. I’m pretty good at judging character by just looking at photographs so I would say the reason for the choice is that Katie Cassidy isn’t an insufferable lying bitch, or and insufferable lying bitch who is also a coked out whore. In fact, I would say that Katie Cassidy is an extraordinarily pretty girl who smells like expensive soap and new leather. Mmmm. Lilacs. (source TMZ)
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June 28th, 2006 at 12:35 pm
this chick is hot. cornbread outta the oven hot.
June 28th, 2006 at 12:43 pm
[...] - Playboy Wants Ashlee Simpson - Britney Spears of the sea - Katie Cassidy gets Lucy Ewing “Dallas” role - Scarlett Johansson is Sexually Overwhelming [...]
June 28th, 2006 at 4:08 pm
[...] - Jessica Simpson is scheduled to be on TRL the 19th of July. Akward! - Anne Hathaway’s breasts issue a press release. - Tom Cruise wants to shut down Tokyo. - Watch out, Olivia is hungry. - Jessica Biel, Ed Norton, and Paul Giamatti. Even a stupid name like the “Illusionist” can’t keep me away from that cast. - Emilie de Ravin weds. Damnit. - Katie Cassidy lands the role of Lucy Ewing. - Jamie Foxx face humps Fantasia at the BET Music Awards - Brooke Hogan’s new video “About Us” featuring Paul Wall. Vomit. - Britney Spears of the sea. [...]
June 28th, 2006 at 9:22 pm
I’m thinkin’ it was the frosted, pink lipstick, overplucked eyebrows, dark roots, and sparkly white eyeshadow that put her in the front runnin’. Woo-wee! She’s right outta the trailer park; BLESS ‘ER HEART!
‘ can’t wait!
July 25th, 2006 at 11:32 am
[...] Breaking News! Well not really. I always wanted to say that. Scarlett Johansson has reportedly been given the role of Lucy Ewing in the upcoming, and completely unnecessary, film Dallas. We last reported that the role would go to sultry Katie Cassidy but apparently that has changed. LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Scarlett Johansson is reportedly set to star in the new ‘Dallas’ movie. [...]
July 31st, 2006 at 12:08 pm
[...] So, sexy midwest hotness Tina over at Glitterati scooped me on this but I though that it warranted comment anyway. Apparently, Katie Cassidy is going to be Lucy Ewing and not Jessica Simpson or Scarlett Johansson. I reported this story a few weeks ago so I will again proclaim that have magical powers and that I can see into the future. That doesn’t really make sense but neither does making a feature length film based on a 1980’s series that was 80% cast with aging alcoholic actors with story lines that at best were hackneyed re-hashes of Bonanza and Big Valley plotlines drowned with Jim Beam and southern drawls. [...]
February 1st, 2008 at 5:57 pm
slut…and whore bag