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So much going on today kids! Check out these links while I gather up the day’s goodies.

Britney Spears dyed her hair black. Black hair and a baby on board doesn’t make you Angelina, Britney. Black hair and years of kung fu deviant sex does. (TMZ)

Super sexy Tabloid Whore has the recaps of The Hills for all you TV Addicts who are jonesing for some fresh TV. (Tabloid Whore)

Speaking of TV and shows I’ll never watch, TV Maven GMMR has the deets on the new season or Project Runway.(GMMR)

Ray Romano is getting a new sitcom on HBO. I bet he’ll complain a lot in it.(INO)

Wow. Breaking news. A ridiculously hot, young woman is going to marry a rich, smarmy older guy who’s an heir to a throne somewhere. Will wonders never cease? (Glitterati)

David Hasselhoff is fucking crybaby. I never cry. I’m dead inside.(VHT)

Gisele Bundchen broke up with the surfer dude she was dating. He’s not that cool anyway. I was a surfer, but I used a human torso as my board. I am just that bad ass. (Bricks and Stones)

Philip Seymour Hoffman talked some girl into having sex with him and nows she’s pregnant. I am scared of him. (ICYDK)

Tom Cruise is a dick. (Holly Scoop)