NSFW – Fatback Media

Paris Hilton, entitled rich bitch tramp, reportedly had her private helicopter make an emergency landing at a German farmhouse (where she is touring?) so she could use the restroom.

Paris even got her security to stop the family from entering their own bathroom so she could relieve herself in peace.

A source told Britain’s More magazine: “She gave the farmer a bit of a shock. Her bouncers even blocked the farm door so the family couldn’t go inside their own house while she was using the loo.”

The star then allegedly spent another ten minutes on the startled farmer’s porch, so she could smoke a cigarette.

The unnamed farmer said: “She was cold as a fish, and cursed about the weather.”(source)

I’m not sure, but I think landing a fucking helicopter on foreign soil and forcefully commandeering someone’s household is an act of war. I just wish she had tried that in North Korea. Or better yet, down South. I’d like to see her try to land a chopper in the middle of a south Georgia farm and try to force the residents out while she pees. That’s the best way to learn about states rights and get a load of triple aught buck to the torso.