Reese Witherspoon is not pregnant

Reese Witherspoon is not pregnant by me or her husband. Seriously.

Reece Witherspoon is not pregnant, according to her rep and these pictures of her at the beach. US Weekly had this:

After one publication which shall not be named mistakenly claimed Reese Witherspoon is preggo with her third child (her rep tells Us that the actress is not expecting), the Oscar winner put the rumors to rest when she showed off her hot bod at a Malibu beach on June 17.(source)

Reese Witherspoon is cute as can be, but she’s also sexy as hell. And don’t get me started on that accent. These pictures are further proof that having kids does not mean you abandon all hope of being sexy and attrative. Everyone loves a good MILF. Britney Spears, on the other hand is MIWNLF. (Figure it out). As a matter of fact, trying to compare Britney Spears to Reese Witherspoon is like trying to compare a tubby redneck slob to a sexy petite chick with an adorable accent. Wait. Yeah, that seems about right. Now if I can just photoshop that midget out of that photo, I can get started with my, um, research. Midgets are scary.