Comments on: Jessica Simpson needs some imagination

By: Nanc'

Nanc' — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 03:41:57 +0000

NOW you’re talkin’!

By: fatback

fatback — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 01:37:49 +0000

Well, the spinal fluid is optional. You can substitute an ice cold cerveza. DIOS MIO!

By: Nanc'

Nanc' — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 01:00:07 +0000

You had me until you got to the “spinal fluid” part. On another note, if I had a rack like Jessica’s, I could rule the world! I mean, DAMN!

By: Emily. Again.

Emily. Again. — Tue, 20 Jun 2006 14:15:07 +0000

Wasn’t she a virgin when they married? So it’s only after she banged Bam and Johnny that she’s into sex swings and donkey punches. Maybe I’m overthinking this.

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Mon, 19 Jun 2006 22:12:56 +0000

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