Jessica Simpson needs some imagination
Jessica Simpson recently told a source that she needs a man with imagination to be her lover. Obviously, Nick Lachey didn’t have much in the way of innovative bedroom ideas. I on the other hand, can imagine quite a lot. Quite a lot. All’s I’m saying ladies, is pack a towel, some hemp rope, some duct tape (not what you think!), a small sample of your spinal fluid, a hair depilatory cream, 3 tube socks (no stripes) and a 50 piece chicken McNugget Bucket (BBQ sauce only-no sweet and sour).
[Jessica] said: “A guy with a great imagination sends me through the rafters. I love it!
She added to America’s Maxim magazine: “I love to kiss with my eyes open because I can take in the entire situation and know if I’m enjoying it or not.”(source)
Keeping your eyes open is the best way to make sure you’re not kissing your dad again, too.
Here’s the new cover of Maxim:
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6 Comments to “Jessica Simpson needs some imagination”
June 19th, 2006 at 3:01 pm
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June 19th, 2006 at 3:12 pm
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June 20th, 2006 at 7:15 am
Wasn’t she a virgin when they married? So it’s only after she banged Bam and Johnny that she’s into sex swings and donkey punches. Maybe I’m overthinking this.
June 20th, 2006 at 6:00 pm
You had me until you got to the “spinal fluid” part. On another note, if I had a rack like Jessica’s, I could rule the world! I mean, DAMN!
June 20th, 2006 at 6:37 pm
Well, the spinal fluid is optional. You can substitute an ice cold cerveza. DIOS MIO!
June 20th, 2006 at 8:41 pm
NOW you’re talkin’!