Britney Spears changes her baby on the floor

Britney Spears, who has been seen driving with her baby in a dangerous position, several times, has almost dropped her baby, (who actually hit the ground at least once), and then wrote the whole thing off as “we’re country“, has just added another item to her list of white trash accomplishments: changing her baby’s diaper on the floor of a lingerie store.
One June 4, Britney Spears, 24, with 9-month-old son Sean in tow, picked up pink thongs at a Victoria’s Secret in Mission Viejo, California. Her next order of, uh, business? Changing Sean’s dirty diaper — on the floor next to the cash register! Says the source, “Britney then tried to hand it to an employee,” but the salesperson wouldn’t take it.(source)
Even the cross-eyed toothless chawbacons at the jockeylots down south take their babies back to the truck to change their shit filled diapers. Fucking real live hillbillies have more decorum than Britney Spears. You’d think being a billionaire world traveler and all, some culture would have diffused its way into to her repertoire, but apparently not. It’s like she took all the bad stereotypes about the south, tossed them all in the blowup pool behind the trailer under the clothesline and dove right in head first. I swear to god I will not be surprised if she starts going to a snake church.
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June 15th, 2006 at 11:14 am
Hey I resemble that remark! I’ve been pentecostal my whole life, those snakes aren’t that vicious.
Ok, maybe they are.
June 15th, 2006 at 11:20 am
It’s the little ones you have to watch out for. Stupid paralyzing venom…
January 5th, 2007 at 9:24 am
I know we Southerners have some funny ways, but even I don’t change my kids diapers in a public store. That’s why they have those “Koala Care” diaper changing stations in practically EVERY women’s restroom from here to El Segundo. This girl just makes us Southern residents look way worse than we already do.