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Country music singer, and country fried hottie Mindy McCready, has just filed suit against her ex-boyfriend William McKnight alleging that he hurt her career by his actions.

Mindy McCready has sued her former boyfriend for $3 million, claiming he beat her last year and that the incident hurt her music career. McCready, who had a No. 1 hit in 1996, “Guys Do It All the Time” , sued last month in Davidson County Circuit Court, The Tennessean newspaper reported yesterday. The lawsuit claims the alleged assault hindered the 30-year-old country singer’s ability to book performances and other work. William McKnight is facing charges of attempted murder and breaking into McCready’s home and beating her severely in May 2005. (source)

Law & Order reruns on TNT have taught me that most lawsuits are frivolous attempts by nefarious MBA graduates to bilk money from charity organizations. However, I think this suit may have some merit. I don’t listen to country music, but I’m pretty sure that even country music fans don’t want to see a formerly hot singer trying to perform with two black eyes and a mouth full of bloody, broken teeth. Having your ass kicked by a guy 150 lbs heavier than you on a regular basis can put a serious damper on your professional and personal life. The good news is that the big strong man who liked to hit tiny beautiful women is facing charges and will hopefully do some time on the business end of some prison rape.

We all know that Mindy McCready has made some poor choices in her life but I think she is finally starting to get on the right path with this lawsuit. I got sued one time, but it was for being a dead sexy mother fucker. Guilty as charged, your honor. Guilty. As. Charged.