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Kristin Cavallari drinks iced coffee dressed like a commando surfer. A sexy commando surfer. (Bricks and Stones)

Salma Hayek has great breasts. And she would like you to look down her blouse and see them. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Jared Leto has a band (for some reason) named 30 Seconds to Mars. It should be called 30 Seconds to Man-love. Get it? I’m insinuating that Jared Leto might be gay, see? (D-Listed)

J-Lo and Mark “Skeletor Grande” Anthony are officially the scariest couple EVAH. (IDLYITW)

Catherine Zeta Jones and Salma Hayek square off in a Bastardly boobie contest. Tears of joy people, tears of joy. (The Bastardly).

Lindsay Lohan wants to open a boutique in Paris where she will presumably sell compete shit to other entitled, no talent bitches. (VHT)