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Britney Spears has reportedly confined her husband to sleeping in the basement because they aren’t getting  along.  This only fuels the divorce rumors that have been floating around.

After months of bickering, sources say, Britney Spears, 24, has kicked her husband of 21 months, Kevin Federline from the bedroom to the basement. “He’s been sleeping downstairs for the last several months,” says a source. Seconds another, “Things are really, really, bad. He basically does his own thing.”(source)

I would say it looks like Britney has finally come to her senses, but judging from that picture above, she’s well on her way to full-on white trash. Talk about wearing your heart on your sleeve, a veritable cornucopia of tells is revealed by that disturbing image. Do regular people even use giant curlers anymore? Akin to the Mont Blanc pen in the front jacket pocket of the MBA grad, wearing gigantic hair curlers in public is the quintessential  announcement of social status for white trash. The baby firmly attached to one hip. Whilst another bakes patiently in the oven- as it were – leaving one hand free to manage an icy libation or fire up a Kool Menthol from the crumpled pack in her pocket. Luckily the bodyguard cum nanny is in tow with the baby carrier should our young heroine require two hands for her mentholated cigarette…should there be wind, of course.