John Mayer says Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Body is a Wonderland

Although it was widely speculated that singer John Mayer’s jangly pop hit “Your Body is a Wonderland” was about his former flame Jennifer Love Hewitt, he recently confirmed that fact during an impromptu stand-up routine in Hollywood.
Page Six reports Mayer “cracked wise about sex with his ex-girlfriend, Jennifer Love Hewitt, during a surprise stand-up comedy set at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood the other night.
The gossip column reports it was told the swoon-worthy crooner showed up with buddy Bob Saget and did a brief set in which he blabbed about bedding the hard-bodied Hewitt as well as a multitude of female fans of his song “Your Body Is a Wonderland.”(source)
Jennifer Love Hewitt reminds me of those girls in high school who would get drunk and dance on the hood of a Camaro woohoo-ing with their shirts off after the Friday night football games, but would get all Jesus saves and don’t ask, don’t tell by Monday morning. I have to say though, I really respected the fact that “born again virgins” stood up for their beliefs. That, and the fact that it was really easy to get them to go anal. Bless their hearts.
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Written by Fatback on June 2, 2006 – 7:48 am
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August 3rd, 2006 at 10:52 am
Gee, John Mayer (who in my opinion tried to
RUIN pop music) IS a comedy act…and should
quit playing his NOISE….
Anyway, heard that he later retracted what he’d
said….clarifying that he’d had “food poison-
ing” (LOL!) but no sex…
Makes one wonder what’s REALLY going on with
JLH…perhaps NOTHING!
(Note: JLH doesn’t have bad habits, such as
over-drinking…doesn’t drink at all).