Back in action from down south

Rachel Leigh Cook

Hey y’all. I’m back from my trip of drunken sun soaked debauchery in parts due south. Server issues and avian flu notwithstanding, the trip was mighty fine. The south never disappoints. After all the oyster shooter body shots, fried everything, miles of well tanned scantily clad beach beauties and copious amounts of beach sex I am completely exhausted. To all the accommodating folks in Wilmington, NC and Charleston, SC etc, I’d like to say thanks again, and sorry, if necessary, but we’re still friends, right? While I get back up to speed and have my blood filtered at the hospital to remove the alcohol, narcotics and crustacean neurotoxins y’all should check out these links.

The Hills is a new show that I’ll never watch that stars a chick on another show I never watched. (Bricks and Stones)

Rescue Me is a show I’d probably watch if it had more frontal nudity. Not of Dennis leary though. GMMR has an interview and some spoilers. (GMMR)

Sandra Bullock is a frump. Or probably pregnant. It wasn’t me! I had a vasectomy. Or was that a tonsillectomy? (I’m not obsessed)

Rachel Leigh Cook is my secret girlfriend. So secret, she hardly ever sees me. But, I do hide under her bed. Soft hair. So soft. 100% of all bastards agree that she should get more movie roles that involve her being naked. At my house. (The Bastardly)

Ben Affleck gets a ride to the hospital from Sydney Bristow. Diagnosis: headache. (Glitterati)

Oh yeah. shout out to sexy Wildcat, Honey Biscuit who’s moving back down south to my old stomping grounds in Greenville, SC.