Angelina Jolie has her baby, Brad cuts the cord
So finally after like 17 months of pregnancy in a third world country while running from lions, monkeys and Tse-Tse flies, Angelina Jolie has had her baby. The baby is named Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.
Brad Pitt cut the umbilical cord of his new daughter when she was born.
The actor was in the delivery room when his partner Angelina Jolie delivered the girl, who they have named Shiloh Nouvel, via Caesarean section in a private hospital in Namibia on Saturday (27.05.06).
Pitt, like many new dads, was offered the chance to cut the cord - the lifeline which joins mother and baby - by medical staff and reportedly jumped at the chance.(source)
What’s amazing is that The Jolie-Pitts have donated 300K to the literally starving country of Namibia as they leave the press spectacle behind them. It’s nice to see that imperialism is still alive on the “Dark Continent”. I mean, what kind of world would this be if we couldn’t rough it in a third world country - taking no heed to local mores, customs, or laws - use up the local resources to our own benefit then laugh as we throw money out of the car window at the urchins on our way out of town? A sad world indeed, my friends.
And Shiloh Nouvel? ‘What’s your porn name?’ is probably not the best way to name your kids although I’ve done pretty well with Smokey Longpole. Thanks, mom!
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