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Thanks for all the emails, but I’m not dead from a coke overdose in the bedroom of some aristocratic debutante’s condo, I’m on vacation down south, bitches. I’m trying to get all the scoop on the new southern gossip and maybe create a little of my own. Posting will be erratic over the next few days because it’s hard for me to type posts into my PDA with a mint julep in one hand and a whole fried chicken in the other. Till I come back from my single malt Kentucky bourbon fueled psychosis, check out what’s going on around the Cotillion Hall.

Katie Holmes may be growing immune to the patented Scientology Mind Control (Glitterati)

Janet Jackson gets some of the best Photoshoppin’ I have ever seen. (Bricks and Stones)

Giada DiLaurentiis is the hottest hottie on the Food Network. Mmmm, a hottie that can cook too? That’s crazy!(The Bastardly)

Avril LaVigne stopped being a stupid punk wannabe and got herself smokin’ hot. Avril means April in French. I’m worldy so she should have sex with me. (IDLYITW)

Jennifer Ansiton is much hotter when she’s not whining about Brad Pitt. (In Case You Didn’t Know)

Last nights American Idol Recap where Katharine McPhee decided to not get naked, again. What a prude. I missed the show because I was dancing on the bar at Circa 1922 in Wilmington,NC. Kathie has the scoop and she’ll prolly live blog the finale tonight. (GMMR)

That’s about it. I’m heading back to muddle some more mint for my julep’s baby. Anyone who is in Wilmington keep a eye for me. I’ll put all my drinks on your tab. Mr. Underhill found out about that shit at the country club so I’m out of luck. See y’all!