NSFW – Fatback Media

Rebecca Romijn is feeling the pull of motherhood. Mmmm. Mommy Hot. (Glitterati)

I wasn’t the only one in NYC at the Upfronts doing coke off of a primetime starlet’s ass. My homie KS was there in full force with all the sightings, interviews and premium blo. (GMMR)

The top news story that I don’t care about today is: Micscha Barton’s character Marissa Cooper was killed off the OC last night. When that show has an episode entitled, “Julie Cooper, and Kirstin Cohen have hot naked lesbian sex using common household implements” I will start watching that show again. (The Bastardly)

Denise Richards is crazy. But she is still a MILF. So I guess she’s a CrMILF. (Bricks and Stones)

Gwyneth Paltrow is still a weirdo. (Starpower.tv)

Janice Dickenson, the original coke whore super model had something to say about Britney or something. Who fucking cares. Just go here and see some boobies. (Subvert Society)

Brett Ratner, insufferable bastard and non-pirate, is obsessed with Lindsay Lohan. (Yeeeah)