Scarlett Johannson is not nude

Scarlett Johannson may be as close to the perfect as woman as you get. Besides the fact that she likes tantric sex, and was recently voted to have the best cleavage in the world by People Magazine (and my penis- who is a tough critic btw), she is premium heat. But don’t expect to see much of her body anytime soon. Recently she told L’Oreal that she would not do nudity in the ads they cast her in and this caused some consternation on their part and mine too.

The ‘Lost in Translation’ actress – who has a staggering [$5] million deal with the cosmetics giants – has reportedly refused to show off her famous curves for their new campaign.

The blonde star – who has editorial control over her deal with L’Oreal – is said to be desperate to ditch her sex-kitten image.

For her recent shoots, Scarlett – who posed naked for a recent Vanity Fair cover – has been seen arriving wearing long white dresses and no make-up. (source)

To be fair, I don’t consider the “nudity” she did in Vanity Fair nudity at all. Nudity is full frontal. Top to bottom. Complete view of all the nibbly bits. Socks optional. Although I disagree with her decision, whole heartedly, I can understand. If I was dating her, I would want that all that glory locked up until I needed to unleash it. Here are some images of her on the set of her new movie The Nanny Diaries. If I wasn’t an international spy, living a life of intrigue and danger, those pictures of her pushing a baby stroller looking all mommy hot would make me seriously reconsider my views on married life.