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What a difference 2 years, a white trash husband ,and two pregnancies make. Britney Spears, who is more than half-way to birthin’ another white trash baby in the shallow end of the gene pool, is now saying that she wants to do a nude scene in a movie. A nude, superhero in a movie with George Clooney. Hrm.

Britney, 24, said: “I’d like to do something with George Clooney. He’s pretty cute, but don’t tell my husband.”

The sexy star has an eight-month-old son, Sean Preston, and is expecting another baby with hubby Kevin Federline.

But she says she’s still prepared to go naked for a film role.

She said: “Yes I would go nude. And I’d love to play a superhero. That would be really cool.”(source)

Honestly, I don’t even know where to start with this one. A few years ago, movie directors would have literally eaten their own children to cast Britney in a nude role, now the phrase Britney Spears Nude causes that thing where you vomit in your mouth a little bit. Saying you’ll do nudity to get a movie role only works for porn and Skinemax late-nite, not X-Men or Supergirl. Unless Supergirl uses the power of her naked droopy tits and Caesarian scars to subdue her foes.

It’s always amusing to see country-come-to-town noveau-riche rednecks get all entitled. They live beyond their means in their trailer, complete with 50″ plasma and a 4×4 with a lift kit and 40′s on it. Life is hard but simple and they don’t ask much of anybody. Praise Jesus. They hit the lottery (or get a record deal in this case) and all of a sudden, they’re making up for lost time. A year before Britney’s career launched with Hit Me Baby One More Time, she was eating Beanie Weenies in the back of a Mini-Van while her mom was giving hand-jobs to mall security for singing gigs in the food court. She gets a record deal and a big house and now she’s a fucking actress? “Oh, I am fortune’s fool!”. A redneck Lolita in Catholic School Skirt with the shirt tied open is a far cry from ragged-out mother of two, especially when you can’t act for shit.

And I’m pretty sure saying you’d like to work with George Clooney doesn’t make happen. Some of the hottest women in the world have been in his bed and they don’t even get invited to the fucking premieres. Guaranteed, within 2 years, Britney will be the feature spread in Playboy that will require so much Photoshopping that Macromedia and Adobe will have to fucking merge companies to handle the job.