Nick Lachey and Petra Nemcova at the Kentucky Derby

Petra Nemcova in Grey Goose designer Hat at Kentucky Derby

Nick Lachey is apparently doing his best to forget Jessica Simpson by being seen with every hot girl on the planet. He was at the Kentucky Derby’s Barnstable Bash recently where he and Petra Nemcova hooked up. By the way that hat she is wearing is some kind of Grey Goose Original design that costs $1000.00. For a fucking hat. Made by alcoholics. Whatever.

Supermodel Petra Nemcova and [Nick Lachey] were spotting getting super cozy over the weekend at the Barnstable Brown Bash at the Kentucky Derby.

The duo arrived solo on the red carpet. Sources told “Extra” it was Petra who approached Nick at the party and was very hands on.(source)

Petra Nemcova is so hot that a fucking tsunami spared her life. That’s hotness of biblical proportions. In some countries you are automatically declared god for something like that. People just start worshiping you and bringing you offerings and sacrificing things. All in all, it sounds like a pretty good deal. It actually happened to me one time except instead of surviving a natural disaster I bought some underage girls some Bartles and James Wine Coolers and instead of worshiping me one of them gave me a fumbly handjob. But, to her credit, she barely cried at all.