Better than fried cheese grits

Katherine Heigl on my Couch.

Katherine Heigl is not a doctor, but she plays one in my mind. Naked.(The Bastardly)

Kara Monaco is the 2006 Playmate of the year. She’s hot but she banged Hugh Hefner which means she’s damaged goods. Hot girls with self esteem issues are easy! (Glitterati Gossip)

Tom Cruise and ~~Puffy~~ ~~Puff Daddy~~ ~~P-Diddy~~ Diddy (WTF ever) show what it looked like for Suri on the way out. (Best Week Ever)

Tori Spelling is getting married 2 weeks after her divorce was final. She is officially white trash. Keep her kids away from the lake.(D-Listed)

Jessica Simpson wants to smoke a little Blunt. James Blunt that is. And yes, it’s little. (Egotastic)

Veronica Mars is not getting cancelled from the new CW network. Well maybe. Probably not. What kind of half assed name is CW? I mean if you don’t want to be perceived as the “also-ran” flea market network then don’t have a name that sounds like the that 6′ 2″, 17 year old kid with the learning problem that used to kick my ass in the 5th grade. Wait. Where was I? Oh yeah Veronica Mars may be around for another season. Shocker. (GMMR)

Oh yeah. This sexy chick Victoria said that the new Armani spring 2006 line “Escape” was worth checking out and asked me to post this video. As a former Armani model I’ll have to agree. Look for my cameo in the video. I’m the sexy, non-gay guy. Marketing chicks are hot!

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