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Apparently, Evangeline Lilly of ABC’s LOST is upset about the fact that she has to stay in shape for her starring role in the popular show.

The brunette actress admits she succumbed to the pressures of Hollywood when she landed the role of Kate Austen in the hit US series.

She said: “I went from, ‘Yeah, I’m in shape and I can go to the beach’ to, ‘I’m going to be on national television and every ounce of body fat needs to go’.”

Her fanatical diet and exercise regime has not relaxed even though she has been spotted looking underweight.

She is quoted in Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper as saying: “I slimmed as hard as I could. I continue to.”(source)

After a long talk with my penis, we’re pretty sure that Evangeline Lilly is doing the right thing by being in shape. Experts agree that if your ass can fit in the palms of my hands then you are exactly hot enough and you are no slave to the Hollywood aesthetic. If your ass can fit in the coin slot of a vending machine like Nicole Ritchie or Mary Kate Olsen, then you are a disgusting fat pig who needs to work a little harder on that figure. I mean, I can barely see your heart beating through you ribcage, fatty.